Ah the joy of the cracker toy, I raise two points about said 'gift' a) Surely the whole of the UK has enough mini card packs, metal page markers and mini screwdrivers to sink a ship and b) Surely their must be other small gifts that are a little different?
I was gifted this small ruler this Yuletide (which is on the strong side) and had a little light bulb moment...It could become a scale for any pictures of animal tracks I wish to photograph.
It doesn't need much pimping, just the addition of a split ring to secure it to my person. It also has imperial for those of a certain demographic!
And here it is in action.